Simpsons

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth.

You heard me; I won't be in for the rest of the week... I told you! My baby beat me up! No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.

Religion: Homer Simpson
Suppose we've chosen the wrong God. Every time we go to church we're just making Him madder and madder.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

• Stupidity
  I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
• Parenting
  Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

  Religion
  I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

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