Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Simpsons

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I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth.
You heard me; I won't be in for the rest of the week... I told you! My baby beat me up! No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.
Religion: Homer Simpson
Suppose we've chosen the wrong God. Every time we go to church we're just making Him madder and madder.
Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
  • Stupidity
    I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
  • Parenting
    Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
    Religion
    I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?


 "Façam o Favor de Ser Felizes"- Raul Solnado

Monday, November 7, 2011

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Eu não poderia imaginar uma semana mais challenging que a passada. Fiquei completamente esgotada e fui obrigada a recuperar-me em segundos. Fiquei todos os dias até quase às 6pm na faculdade, sendo que as minhas aulas terminavam à 1pm. Contorci-me toda e engoli alguns bons sapos em nome dos meus valores e de um bom e favorável futuro ambiente. Senti-me mentalmente doente e cansada, coisa que depois se veio a manifestar à francesa no meu corpo.

Yes, bloggers, a vida é realmente maravilhosa e bela. Infelizmente nem sempre somos poetas o bastante para reconhecer a sua beleza e nos deixarmos maravilhar com ela...

Esta semana não foi das melhores, é verdade, mas as always depois da tempestade vem sempre a bonança merecida. Estou confiante e muito sinceramente espero que a tempestade já tenha passado...

Love.

Tommy

« May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future. »

P.S. Bloggers, this is me contendo o ímpeto de escrever coisas negativas.
"Façam o Favor de Ser Felizes"- Raul Solnado

Sunday, October 30, 2011

A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle

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A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle ...

Girl: This is really scary, slow down!
Guy: No, I'm having too much fun!
Girl: Please stop!
... Guy: First hug me
Girl: *hugs*
Guy: Tell me you love me
Girl:I love you, can you slow down now?
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me
Girl: *puts on helmet*

Next Day's Headlines:
There was an accident involving a motocycle accident. There were two people riding the motorcycle at the time of impact. The vehicle was speeding out of control and drove off road and into a building. Only one of the two people died.

What Really Happened:
Half way through the ride the guy noticed that the brakes were gone, but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he got her to hug him one last time, and to know that she loved him. He got her to wear the helmet so that if they did crash, that she would survive, although that meant that he had to die...
 "Façam o Favor de Ser Felizes"- Raul Solnado