HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS, I LOVE AND I MISS YOU LIKE HELL, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

YOU'RE MY BEST PAL AND YOU'RE THE MOST STUPID, INCONVINIENT AND HONEST PERSON I KNOW. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND SKINNY AND NOW YOU'RE 20 AS WELL, SO JUST START ACTING ACCORDINGLY! PLEASE DON'T. I DON'T MEAN IT. THE WORLD IS FULL OF NORMAL PEOPLE FOLLOWING THEIR STUPID COMMON SENSE AND GUESS WHAT? THEY ALL SUCK! AND YOU DON'T, COS YOU'RE JUST AS CREEPLY WEIRD AS I AM AND THAT'S ANOTHER REASON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

HAVE FUN, YOU STUPID BASTARD ;)